Signs?

My colleague's title is 'Director of Relationship Management.' There's really no end of fun to have with that job description.

Meanwhile, though I'm no longer director of communications, my job is still very much about communicating, which puts a fun extra spin on communications breakdowns.

Last week, Busta' Sneef chewed through my phone's earpiece cord while we were napping together, (clearly he was not getting much rest,) then my email system crashed, and then yesterday, I just went ahead and dropped my phone in the hot tub.

That's a whole lot of breakdowns. Can't be completely sure what the overall message is, but I think I've got the general sense.